apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
God witnessing a human drinking cow's milk for the first time
why are you approaching that cow
are you seriously going to do that
oh fuck, he's doing it
he's actually doing it
By far the best version of Planet of the Apes.
A wrecked Zeppelin sits ashore in Mison, France, 1918.Photograph by Paul Thompson, National Geographic
Internet slang. We used to make an effort to avoid this, and now I see us all falling back into the habit. We want to sound like regular adult human beings, not Buzzfeed writers or Reddit commenters. Therefore: No “epic.” No “pwn.” No “+1.” No “derp.” No “this”/”this just happened.” No “OMG.” No “WTF.” No “lulz.” No “FTW.” No “win.” No “amazeballs.” And so on. Nothing will ever “win the internet” on Gawker. As with all rules there are exceptions. Err on the side of the Times, not XOJane.
Girls standing in water holding bunches of American Lotus, Amana, Iowa, November 1938.Photograph by J. Baylor Roberts, National Geographic
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, opening voice over. Created by Dick Wolf.
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